Gaze upon the diarrhoea that my brain occasionally vomits up.

vanillaspanks:

Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just likeimage

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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freshrhy:

Guys, I don’t think mine’s working…
hillaryclintonstextingbuddy:

tyleroakley:

My formal title.

Paula Dean in her true form
awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

2boys1cup:

it started out with a click

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how did it end up like this

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

  • blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
  • on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
  • christmas is illegal
  • the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
  • post limit is 1 post per day
  • selfies are banned
  • you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
  • baldness is illegal

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